Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The All-American Normad's College Life, Excerpt 8:

"Unsanitary"

I find that the wall in the narrow bathroom, while not conducive to sitting forward on the toilet, makes a convenient rest for one’s drunken head while perched precariously sideways-ish on the seat, praying you don’t slip off.


I could almost brush my teeth and spit into the sink from this position, saving time, if I felt so moved to be so completely unsanitary.

Five minutes later, I am brushing my teeth while still seated on the toilet.

While sulla toletta.

Hello, Italy. I have arrived.

XOXO

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