A (Brief) Goodbye Tale

Not Good: Pushing not one, but two cars in the snow.

As in, "My Jetta doesn't have winter tires. Could you guys give me a push, including you, girl in the small cute skirt?"

Good: Smoking and driving at the same time.

As in, "Hey, do you have a lighter?"

Better: Smoking a bowl and driving at the same time.

As in, "Hey, do you have a lighter? And don't bogart the piece, man. This is an all-inclusive burn ride."

Best: Ending up at the shooting range.

As in, "Here are you ear plugs. Here's the .38. Load your bullets. Aim at the clays. Fire when you're ready."

Possibly the best goodbye afternoon I have ever had the pleasure of either having, or even hearing of. More to come later. Right now, I am too wound up and hungry to expand in any sort of sensical fashion.

XOXO